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Neil is back, keeping the cone patrol busy and causing chaos in Tassie.
This one’s a cheeky nod to everyone’s favourite seal and a little salute to the crew in dark blue doing their best to keep Neil, the cones, and the rest of us out of trouble. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee has a more structured feel, sits neatly, and is easy to wear with jeans, jackets, or your standard “just ducking out” outfit.
🖤 100% cotton - navy | 90% cotton and 10% polyester - sport grey
🖤 Classic unisex fit
🖤 Structured feel with clean lines
🖤 Light to medium weight: 170–180 g/m²
🖤 Printed to order, so we only make what’s needed. Less overproduction, less waste, more thoughtful chaos.
Fabric note: Sport Grey and Heather colours include polyester. White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white due to the fabric.
Neil the Seal - Cone Patrol Tee
$45.00
This one’s a cheeky nod to everyone’s favourite seal and a little salute to the crew in dark blue doing their best to keep Neil, the cones, and the rest of us out of trouble. Made from 100% cotton, this unisex classic tee has a more structured feel, sits neatly, and is easy to wear with jeans, jackets, or your standard “just ducking out” outfit.
🖤 100% cotton - navy | 90% cotton and 10% polyester - sport grey
🖤 Classic unisex fit
🖤 Structured feel with clean lines
🖤 Light to medium weight: 170–180 g/m²
🖤 Printed to order, so we only make what’s needed. Less overproduction, less waste, more thoughtful chaos.
Fabric note: Sport Grey and Heather colours include polyester. White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white due to the fabric.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |